Max ([info]avatraxiom) wrote,
@ 2008-09-04 02:31:00
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Current location:Mountain View, CA
Entry tags:online dating, relationships

The Cliches of Online Dating: The REAL MAN.
"I'm looking for a REAL MAN!"

Wow, so the RealDoll didn't work out?

Yeah, I guess the vibrator won't take out the trash.

Hard to get that imaginary boyfriend to fulfil your needs!

Tired of all those drunken nights with drag kings? Try "REAL MAN" Brand Body Pillows!

(feel free to continue in like fashion, in comments :-) )


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real man, eh?
[info]avatraxiom
2008-09-04 09:48 am UTC (link)
From my housemate:

You mean a man that ....

a) agrees with you
b) agrees with you and does what you want

????????

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real man?
(Anonymous)
2008-09-04 09:58 pm UTC (link)
why? you couldn't fix or change your last man? hehe.



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[info]stacie_chan
2008-09-05 02:46 am UTC (link)
Just needed to say... RealDoll = EWww!
lol (and it's sad I know what it is.)

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[info]avatraxiom
2008-09-05 02:47 am UTC (link)
Hahaha, seriously ewww!!! I used to have a link in the post for people who didn't know what it was, but it was too gross to link to anything, and so I removed the link. :-)

-Max

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[info]stacie_chan
2008-09-05 02:51 am UTC (link)
Good idea.
The person who linked me to the documentary video about that scarred me for life. hahaha. Personally, I can't wrap my brain around preferring the company of an inanimate object over a live human being, and treating it like it is your significant other (even if I had a thousand bad relationships with men, I -still- wouldn't prefer a giant doll.) @_@; Wait, do they even HAVE RealDolls of men? I thought they were only female dolls. *shrug* lol

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[info]avatraxiom
2008-09-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
I seriously know what you mean! People who really think that dolls are a great substitute for a significant other? I'd say that's a pretty good way to tag people who belong in an asylum, not out on the streets buying "dolls."

And hahaha, yes, sadly because I went looking for a non-gross link (didn't find one) I know that they do make male dolls.

-Max

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[info]ritos_revenge
2008-09-05 06:37 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm a solipsist, so you're actually talking to the only REAL MAN in existence.

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[info]avatraxiom
2008-09-05 07:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, you are the man. In a gender-neutral sort of way. :-)

-Max

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